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Mean rejections

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Currently, the insane emails have been quiet in my inboxes, unfortunately.

If you haven’t seen the quality emails I was getting, here they are:

Insane Emails 2

Insane emails 3

However, I’ve got some new ones for you here.

Anyone who has done outreach knows the pain of rejection.

Check out these rejections.

Stay strong copywriters:

1. The classic

Classic. Blunt and to the point. 7/10.

2. The coup de grace

Similar to the first one, but with a side order.

They rejected me, but then suddenly realised that they weren’t done.

They had to follow up for a coup de grace and finish me off. 8/10.

3. I’m going to prison

This is like saying fuck off 1,000 times.

He’s going to get me arrested if I ever even dare to email him again.

10/10.