Hey 👋 I’m Caleb — a financial copywriter from London.
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Currently, the insane emails have been quiet in my inboxes, unfortunately.
If you haven’t seen the quality emails I was getting, here they are:
However, I’ve got some new ones for you here.
Anyone who has done outreach knows the pain of rejection.
Check out these rejections.
Stay strong copywriters:
1. The classic
Classic. Blunt and to the point. 7/10.
2. The coup de grace
Similar to the first one, but with a side order.
They rejected me, but then suddenly realised that they weren’t done.
They had to follow up for a coup de grace and finish me off. 8/10.
3. I’m going to prison
This is like saying fuck off 1,000 times.
He’s going to get me arrested if I ever even dare to email him again.
10/10.
Lmaoo the writing on #2 was hilarious. One reply wasn't enough! This series is a great.
you gotta love it!